Something weird happened today. I was walking through Wivenhoe park. With Kim. Kim was talking about baseline-updating and google tracker, I wasn't listening. Suddenly the earth started shaking a little. Kim and I stopped. The leaves started rustling behind us, we turned around and guess what we saw? A huge dinosaur! I ran and ran and my heart was beating faster than ever. I looked over my shoulder as i ran and saw Kim frozed on the spot. The dinosaur picked him up like a paper-doll and bit of his head. Blood squirted out of his neck like in some bad splatter film. I was mortified. Next, the dinosaur started chewing his arms. I passed out.
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Iiiik! What happened next?!?
ahahahhahahah
I'm, laughing so hard now that the ceiling and walls are shaking
First of all, my head feels much better today, thank Gaffa for that! You know how the song goes.. if you can't fix it with Gaffa tape, you haven't used enough!
Second, my experience as a human should after all these year taught me never to express my opinion on any of Gerdz material, especially when I know there won't be any smile to recognize after ;)
But I failed once more, and I almost had to pay with my life this time. But as you all can see, I'm still alive.. a little shaky obviously.. but alive.
And by the way, the dinosaur had a hint of garlic breath, curious!
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