Spunk, Ronkerullings and other words

About words

I like words. Words are what makes us humans so much better than any other species (although some species might disagree with me on that point. Like birds, that can actually FLY, lucky bastards). Anyway, the best thing about words is that their symbols are arbitrary. For example, the word «butt» does not look like a butt, nor does it feel like one. Pippi Longstocking have taken advantage of this, and invented her own word; «SPUNK» (which doesnt mean anything in swedish) When her friends Annicka and Tommy asks her what «SPUNK» means, she admits that she doesnt know. All she knows is that it definitely does not mean hoover.

I have also invented a word: RONKERULLINGS, which is put together by the two words «ronke» which is norwegian for wanking, and rullings which directly translated to english means a cigarette that you roll yourself. And my fantastic new word «ronkerullings» is a verb for a very special and unusual wanking-technique. ( A friend once told me about this guy she used to date who preferred this technique, and if you ask me, I could try and explain it for you) The word may not be all that useful, but I think it has a good sound to it.

However, my top five English words are:

• Random

• Weird

• Retarded

• probably

• just