neurons are beautiful

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the mysterious switch

I found, or rather noticed a switch in my room today that I had not noticed before. It is in the corner in between my bed and my laundry basket. It's white and it has a cable going from the box and under the carpet. where does the cable end up? and what is the switch for? should I try it and see what happens?



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It's Friday I'm in love

Is definitely FRIDAY. The rest of the week is just spent waiting for the Friday night to come. What would the week be like without the Friday?

SUNDAY is my second favourite. On sundays I do three fun things in one day: Climbing, reading in the library (in sweatpants) and archery.

I also enjoy TUESDAYS and WEDNESDAYS. Because we watch documentaries about monkeys and slides with pictures of penises in lecture.

SATURDAYS are good in Norway, but here Saturadys just makes me feel bad because it tends to be the least productive day of the week. It also the day of the week where I’m most likely to have a hangover.

I’m always emo-moody on THURSDAYS. That is due to the fact that we have lectures from 10 to 4. In addition to that I’m reminded every Thursday at 11 o clock when I go to get caffeinated soft drinks in the campus shop that they quit selling red bull and replaced it with Relentless. Unfortunately, Relentless only comes in cans, which means you have to drink it all in one go and it’s a whole fucking PINT of it.

MONDAY. Isn’t it needless to explain why Monday is on the bottom of my favourite day of the week list.

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Nadias photoshopart-picture of us and David Blaine

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everything I said I was gonna write about, but didnt

I haven't updated my blog in AGES. but over summer I've had many ideas about tthings I wanted to write about but never did. For instance

• all the useful and less useful stuff I learned about elderly and alcoholics in my summer job. what gravity does to your body as your aging, what they eat, funny expressions they use etc
  

• The Hove festival. what bands I saw, how they were, the people I met and how my language changed after it. "dridd" and "hekking".
  

• the Croatia trip. but I have talked so much about it, that I can't be bothered to repeat any of it.
  

• about Swedish people. I have met so many Swedes this summer. In my job, out on the town in Stavanger, in Croatia and here in Essex, and everyone is nice, fit and friendly. I think swedes are statistically significant nicer than people from other nations and I don't think I have ever seen an ugly Swedish person in person. (Tomas von Bröhmsen is not particularly good looking though, but I only saw him on film, so he doesn't count.)

• • It even says in urbandictionary.com how cool Swedish people are:

  1.	swede	316 up, 118 down
  	An extremely cool, dope and chill person from Sweden; Europe. You've seen that swede livin' in mah block?
  2.	Swede	167 up, 81 down
  	The coolest people this side of the mason dixon line. "Wow, I wish I could cool and Swedish like that Swede. I guess Im going to go kill myself, because I have seen a level of swankness that I can never possibly reach."

• 
• How stupid it is when Norwegians brings brunost with them if they go somewhere on a holiday or something. like this idiot, who brought half a kilo of Gudbrandsdalsost to America.
  

• the books I read this summer (Jakten på den røde rubin was my favourite, thanks Ida)

Over og ut for denne gang. mer kommer snart. hvis jeg gidder.



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Norwegian according to Lulu

Min søte, engelske venn Lulu har virkelig lagt seg i selen for å gjøre seg forstått når hun sender meg beskjeder på facebook. Hun har slått opp hvert ord i en online dictionary og oversatt det til Norsk. sånn ser det ut når Lulu prøver seg på norsk:

Jeg gikk omkring campus for minst tjue minutes. se ut som en gal bitch som var høy på noe ! til mitt hell, jeg kommet over noe tilfeldig full kar og lånte hans telefon til å kalle sikkerheten.. Det eneste problemet er han startet følgende meg da jeg startet å gåing som er bak til det flate ! drama ! drama ! Jeg returnerer din nøkkel sammen med gruvedrift når jeg forlater. det vil være om to dager. Å, og jeg fikk til slutt din hoste... takker deg gerda ! ! du søt hjerte ! : -P Geerrddaa ! !!!! haha ! ! hvordan er fridagen som drar ? Gud, jeg kan ikke tro jeg fikk 71,4. du får hva du ville ? mangler deg mye ! lulu xoxoxoxox

Hei søt terte. ofcourse som du kan bruke min nordmann på din blogg !

I løpet av denne sommeren er jeg slik travel. jeg gjør et forretningsutviklingsprogrÅ ! !!! som jeg liker hvordan du brukte det bildet på din blogg ! spesielt når vi begge vet hva jeg ser ut som om morgenen ! : -D





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Things you didn't know about me

I have many secrets. Some of you already know one or two. I spread bits and pieces around to different people, but I never reveal the whole truth about myself to one person.

Today I have decided to tell you some facts and rumours you probably haven’t heard and perhaps you didn’t want to know about me.

Enjoy!

I have three nipples. My third nipple (or super-nipple as I prefer to call it) is situated about ten centimetres below my left breast and it looks just like a mole. Supernumerary nipples occur in about 1 in 18 humans, and it is also common among other mammals. Lily Allen and Mark Wahlberg also have one.

I have 89 cousins. My granddad was known as a great Casanova in his youth. He was married most of his life but that didn’t stop him from spreading his genes around the country.

Do this picture need more
explaining?----------->

I’m afraid of dolls.

The reason why I am two-three years older than most of the students on my course, is because I spent a year in a juvenile correctional facility at home for committing a crime. This happened in my second year in secondary school, so I had to take the year over again when I came out.

I’m a big fat liar.

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